Thank God! After conducting a very serious and completely โscientificโ inspection of his head in the mirror, The Only Living Saint can happily announce that he has apparently escaped the Crazy Bald Head Association โ at least for now! ๐
A circulating image claiming that โhaving an affair with bald men reduces your lifespanโ has naturally caused some emergency head-checking among the Akatakyie fraternity. But before anybody starts abandoning his bald-headed husband, boyfriend or classmate, please remember: this is satire. The newspaper image and its supposed โstudyโ should not be treated as established medical research. ๐
The Only Living Saint therefore wishes to check on some distinguished Akatakyie brothers Apostle Joseph Mintah, Brother Kwame Divine of Jehovah Chambers, Professor Patrick Osei-Owusu, Pastor David Dzrafro Otoo and Prof. B. Darko. Gentlemen, nobody is accusing anybody of being crazy! ๐ We are only conducting a friendly hairline audit. The auditors are still counting what remains! ๐คฃ
Meanwhile, Franck Ahuma (C1), Tamakloe and the brothers whose hairlines are still negotiating successfully with Father Time should not become complacent. Keep training those bodies! Exercise, eat well and take care of yourselves because todayโs full hairline can become tomorrowโs historical photograph. ๐๐๐พโโ๏ธ
And to our bald-headed Akatakyie brothers: relax! Baldness is not a character defect, and losing hair does not mean losing wisdom. In fact, some may argue that when the hair disappears, Ashanti Intelligence (AI) finally gets enough space to operate! ๐๐
So nobody should panic. Whether bald, half-bald, approaching baldness or still carrying a forest on the head, what matters is good character, good health and enjoying life.
Akatakyie, yษn nyinaa yษ brothers! โค๏ธ๐
Moment of Wisdom; Time for Wisdom.
Disclaimer: This is a humorous/satirical piece written for entertainment. It makes no medical claim about baldness, relationships or lifespan.
